QuipShip

The studio behind WitPit, SimVC and LifeOdds

Focused apps, made to be kept.

QuipShip is an independent software studio. We ship focused apps — some to make you laugh, some to make you think — and we keep them fast, honest and pleasant to hold.

Explore the apps

All our apps. Three moods.

Some for play, some for hard decisions, some for work. Every one built to earn its place on your home screen — not deleted after a week.

Show apps by mood

  • WitPit

    Play

    Daily wit training. A timed challenge, scored by AI on creativity, relevance and humour. See how you stack up in the arena.

    iOS + web · Free · Pro from €6.99/month witpit.wtf

  • SimVC

    Decide

    Investors won’t tell you why they passed. 300 simulated ones will. Upload a pitch deck, get ranked pass reasons and a diligence dossier.

    Web · Free Reality Check · Full Read €49 simvc.app

  • LifeOdds

    Decide

    Model a career move, a relocation or an investment as probability distributions. Run 20,000 simulations. Decide with your eyes open.

    Web + iOS lifeodds.app

  • Before You Leap

    Decide

    Validate a startup idea before you build it.

    Web beforeyouleap.app

  • FluidCalc

    Work

    A clinical fluid calculator for nurses. Offline, eight languages, no accounts.

    iOS · App Store fluidcalc.app

  • Learna

    Work

    Upload your expertise. Get a structured course in under an hour — built only from what you provide.

    Web Coming soon

  • FinanzJesus

    Work

    AI-powered tax assistant for Austrian taxpayers. Receipts, bank import, advisor — in German.

    Web · German finanzjesus.app

  • VICTOR

    Work

    Geopolitical intelligence on a 3D globe — conflict events, humanitarian data and forecasts in one view.

    Web victorintel.com

What we hold ourselves to.

Three rules, applied to every app on the shelf. If one of them slips, the app is not done.

  1. Focused on purpose.

    Every app does one thing you’ll actually use. No dashboards for the sake of dashboards.

  2. Honest by design.

    No dark patterns, no fake urgency, no “10,000 users” we can’t prove. If an app predicts nothing, it says so.

  3. Fast and pleasant to hold.

    Launch in a blink, feel good in the hand, respect the battery and the reader.

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